用英语说的搞笑话

2024-01-18 23:23:00 263次

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用英语说的搞笑话，麻烦给回复

赫顿百知

教育行业语言表达教师，每日分享教育知识。

2024-01-18 23:23:00

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.

I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.

I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.

好奇百知

百科知识：每日分享教育知识！

2024-01-18 23:23:00

The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

新西兰的气候

老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。

老师：错了。

马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

好奇百知

百科知识：每日分享教育知识！

2024-01-18 23:23:00

1we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿

2how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?

3you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

4you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see 你有种,我要给你点颜色看看