问2分钟英语脱口秀 稿子

如果我们要准备一份两分钟的英语课后修的稿子，那么首先你在准备的时候你要知道你手机的题材是什么，然后根据你的题材将我们的稿子准备好再读的时候，一定要尽量把它能够背诵下来，这样才能有突破修复的效果，而且我们还要加上自己资产丰富的集体语言。

Hello , everyone, today I want to share with you a funny story , which is rather funny , I promise: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.

Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.

I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?" The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."